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If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
If you cry............you're a wimp. If you don't....................you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination. If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert. If you don't..............you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape.....you're sexist. If you don't.................you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain. If you don't................you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers.............you're after something. If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself. If you don't....................you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache............she's tired. If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often.........you're oversexed. If you don't................there must be someone else.
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