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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!
His friend looks at him and says, "It's all in the attitude, buddy. You're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the front door, storm up the steps, throw my clothes on the floor, jump naked into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'WHO'S HORNY?' and she acts like she's sound asleep every time.
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Sheryl sent this joke to me at work today. I don't laugh out loud very often but I did on this joke. The girls at work said, What in the world are you laughing about? So I sent it to them and they also laughed out loud. It just hit all of us.
Maybe I thought it was funny because I could relate to it with my first marriage.
-------------------- Vonnie S. Toop Posts: 1399 | From: Eau Claire, WI USA
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