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Vonnie
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Ultimate Mother in Law Joke

A man goes to see Mel Gibson's movie, "The Passion", and is inspired to take his family to Israel to see the places where Jesus lived and
died.

While on vacation his mother-in-law dies.
An undertaker in Tel Aviv explains that they can ship the body home to Wisconsin at a cost of $10,000 or the mother-in-law could be buried in Israel for US $500.

The man says, "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."

The man says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance......

[ September 26, 2004, 07:45 PM: Message fixed by: Vonnie ]

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