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Connie
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A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for
weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little
sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around
town.

He would probably have settled on any beat-up old truck, but
everything she seemed to like was way out of their price
range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200
in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You
could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

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