OFTEN
QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING
BODILY
MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE
FOUND
LISTENING IN
WILL MOST SURELY
RECOGNIZE
THE
RHYTHMIC,
PULSING SOUND,
RESULTING FROM THE
WELL
LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.
WHEN
FINALLY WITHDRAWN,
IT LEAVES
BEHIND
A
JUICY,
FROTHY,
STICKY WHITE
SUBSTANCE,
SOME OF WHICH WILL
NEED
CLEANING
FROM
THE
OUTER SURFACE
OF THE OPENING AND
SOME
OF
FROM
ITS
LONG
GLISTENING SHAFT.
AFTER EVERYTHING IS
DONE
AND
THE
FLOWING
AND
CLEANSING
LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
EMANATING,
IT
IS
RETURNED
TO
ITS
FREELY
HANGING STATE OF REST,
READY
FOR
YET
ANOTHER
BIT
OF
ACTION,
HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE
OR
THREE
TIMES A
DAY,
BUT OFTEN
MUCH LESS.
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WHAT AM I?!?!?!?
> > > > > > >> >>
AS YOU
MAY
HAVE
ALREADY
GUESSED,
THE
ANSWER
TO
THE
RIDDLE
IS
NONE OTHER
THAN
YOUR VERY
OWN. . . . .

TOOTHBRUSH. . . . .