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Sheryl
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One day ina gonna Detroit to a bigga hotel. Inna morning i go down to
>> breakfast. I tella the waitress i wanna two pisses of toast. She
>> bringa me
>> one piss. I tella two piss .She say go to the toilet. I say you no
>> understand,I wanna two piss onna plate. She say you better no piss
>> onna the
>> plate, you sonna a bitch.
>>
>> Later i go out to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress bring =
back
>> me a
>> spoon and knife and no fock. I tell her i wanna fock. She tells me
>> everyone
>> wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table.
>> She
>> say you better no fock onna table, you sonna a bitch.
>>
>> So i go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
>> I
>> calla the manager and tell him I wanna shit. He tells me to go to the
>> toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shit onna the bed. He say =
you
>> better not shit onna the bed, you sonna a bitch.
>>
>> I go to the check-out and the man at the desk say " Peace on you ", I
>> say "
>> piss onna you too you sonna a bitch, I gonna back to Italy ".
>>

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